As all zero of you have probably noticed I have not posted anything in several weeks. Everyone’s famous teenage delinquent, Ferris Bueller, once said, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” Not really relevant to this situation because time passing presumes something is happening and I cannot be bothered to look around as that would require me to do anything at all. Meaningless movie quotes and vague excuses aside, starting next week we will return to our regularly scheduled programming (whatever the fuck that means).
No Onions, Please.